Well, I caved. I am splitting off my personal blog from my Cool Joyce art page. It breaks my heart to do so, but one reason I haven’t been blogging as often is I felt the need to somewhat censor myself because of potential old biddies or younger women with sticks up their asses who were perusing my site for scarves and paintings who might be offended by my pearls of wisdom.

I have a ton of stories that I have been dying to post, but I also have bills to pay, and can’t lose business because someone thinks me talking about discovering my son is getting blowies is inappropriate.

So, new home.

Over dinner, there was much conversation about what to call this new home. Originally, it was The Cat Lady Manifestos. Pat is always accusing me of writing “my manifesto”, like the uni-bomber did. We also had “Joyce Words”, a play on Choice Words, Cat Lady Canon, which we decided was too obtuse, and people would think I spelled “cannon” wrong. I don’t recall who, but someone blurted out Foygasms (I think it was me). We also had “Multiple Foygasms”,  “Verbal Foygasms”…with tag lines such as, “Hot sticky loads of wisdom, tough to swallow.” That was one of the nicer ones.

So, stay tuned. As always, it’s a work in progress, because I suck at getting my shit together.