I started this as a Facebook post and it started getting REALLY LONG. I decided to make it a Foygasm, despite the subject matter not involving ripping on one of the Foys. To the best of my knowledge, none of us are really affected by what I am going to talk about. Unless Pat or Andy have some announcement to make…and now that I think about it, I do have photos of Andy wearing a dress.
I rarely have the news on–I will admit, my TV is on Bravo 95% of the time. Whatever. I love all the Real Housewives shows–it’s “professional wrestling for women”…and I like mindless shows I can multi-task to.
With that being said, I have had the news on for the last 24 hours with the Prince death story. And they are STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL discussing transgendered people in bathrooms.
As most of you know, I am conservative. And despite that, I think it’s ridiculous everyone is so up in arms about this.
1–Regardless what sex someone is–they have to urinate/defecate. Can we all agree on that?
2–A “real” transgendered person doesn’t give two shits about your 6-year-old daughter. They want to pee and poop and get on with their day as well.
3–For those freaking out that random pervert men can come in the bathroom dressed as women and molest your kid/wife/grandma…newsflash–random pervert men can go through the hassle of dressing like a woman and do that NOW. They don’t need any laws saying they can go in the bathroom. And molesting your kid/wife/grandma is ILLEGAL either way–with or without any new bathroom laws.
4–You probably have already shared the bathroom with a transgendered person and not even realized it. You know why? Because THEY DIDN’T MOLEST YOU. They peed. They pooped. And hopefully, they washed their hands and went on with their day.
Now…because I am fair and balanced…
5–If you are an advocate for everyone choosing what bathroom they want to go in, FINE. But can you just not be an asshole about it? Despite the government and the media portraying anyone who is against this as a bigoted, Bible-thumping hillbilly, our country is rather tolerant. In fact, it’s pretty damned tolerant. There are countries (ironically, the ones where they practice religions of peace where we are supposed to be even more tolerant of, because you know, they are so damned peaceful) where transgendered people are hung, tortured, killed…in public so everyone can see that it’s not a good idea to be that way yourself. So, instead of beating your chest and yelling at someone who is not keen on this “bathroom-choosing idea” that they are an asshole, and a bigot…just remember that in the grand scheme of things, everyone is being pretty tolerant and might just need time to deal with the shifting of what they perceive as values and morals in this country.
Really, for all these years, I have peed and pooped with women for the most part. I am much more concerned with the disgusting slobs who still pee on the toilet seat, don’t flush, leave bloody tampons in the bowl…and walk out, go to the mirror, put lipstick on and never wash their hands. If Caitlyn Jenner was next to me in a stall, I wouldn’t be thinking about if I am going to be molested. Frankly, I’d be watching to see what direction her feet are pointed to see if she still pees standing up, and if she washes her hands when done. I am not bracing myself because the “Transgender Monster” is going to get me. Then I would probably post on Facebook that I just pooped next to Caitlyn Jenner. The end. It’s not that big of a deal.
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